funniest thing?

What is the funniest thing you've said or done?

Me? Once I called the Dollar Tree and asked how much their ketchup was.

Hmmm I haven't really done anything to desperately funny...

But one time I got a hold of one of my friends cell phones when he wasn't around, and swapped my number on his phone for a girl he had a crush on since way back in 3rd or 4th grade, and just left it alone... I never told him about it, it had the same name and he thought it was still me.

So a couple months pass with him texting her thinking it was me, both oblivious to the swap. So, he plans on having a big guys party where we all would go out and hang out at the movies and then go have a sleep over at his house... kinda of like a party for the beginning of summer, and he ends up inviting her to the sleep over at his house, and she actually shows up to the movies I'm assuming it was out of sheer pity for the poor boy that she came, but I can still remember the look on his face when she walked in the door, priceless... it kind of looked like this smiley --

Well there is more to the story that happened that night, but alas I should say no more

I smile every time I think about it

well, i must say there was this one time...


i have this friend named teresa whom laughs at mostly everything( she laughs at the word "droopy"). she is one of those people who has a laugh that makes you laugh. so when she hystericly laughs, i crack up. i'll teach u how to imagine it...

1. she slowly places a grin on her face.
2. while she smiles, her tongue(however u spell it) is pressing hard against the back of her teeth, as if they're trying to escape.
3. she laughs madly

now doest that make you at least smile?